Me.. Sleep...Need...Now

I took a day off yesterday. Basically, I just needed it. But all I ended up doing at home was pack my CD's and laze around. And then I got no sleep, so I feel ratshit this morning. It didn't help that I was indoor cricket umpiring at 11:15 because the slow ass teams were fart-assing around. So, there's this top team in A grade, who usually beats everyone. They batted first and got only 48 from their first 2 batting pairs. You could tell they were starting to get edgy. In the end they still got 108, but I thought the other team had a chance for a shock upset. But no... First over? -15. There's an uphill battle! From then on it was a game of hit and giggle as both teams never really took it very serious and the first team ran away with it. But the bastards are always slow. Whether they huddle between overs, or they toss the ball around like idiots, they take forever to do anything, and here I am, up in the umpires chair, about to fall asleep. So, screw you if I miss a wide call. I don't care if he was out. I say he was in! That's what you get you cock-jockeys... Have a nice day :)

Posted by Mick @ 5/12/2004 09:07:00 am