Corny Christmas Chuckles..

It's the week before Christmas. I'm at work. Here's some funnies: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as? Christmas Eve What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it ! A cat walking on the desert is bound to get..what? Sandy claws If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney ? Because it soots him ! Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem I've seen the Ghost of Christmas Past and he's shaped like a credit card. A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long standing. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to Ewe!

Posted by Mick @ 12/20/2004 09:05:00 am